So I have decided that the last post was not appropriately climatic and not at all jizz-worthy, so I decided to cover it up with a picture of a goose that I accidentally made look slightly penis-like, and it was totally unintentional. You should never draw a goose front on. It will almost definitely turn into a penis. A penis with eyes. And wings.
Also, the goose's eyes are red and grey because we all know geese a fucking scary and were created by demons to kill us all.
And for all of you who are pissed of with me for posting this totally unrelated goose, look at the title. Now back to this post. Just kidding, you're a butt.
Now, this picture almost definitely made you jizz in your pants, because penises with eyes and wings turn everyone on. This blog is already getting awkward and we only made it yesterday. Also, I keep forgetting to let Daniel know what I'm posting or when I'm posting it, so it appears that I am hogging the blog.
Until the next jizz-worthy post,
~~Laura
I actually wish i could like this.... IT IS AWESOME O.O
ReplyDeleteJizz-worthy post !!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHahaha Thanks guys :) I'm really enjoying this. A while ago I was going to make a blog kind of like Hyperbole and a Half, with stories about my crazy childhood, but this is fun because I don't actually have to make sense, which is helpful because I never do. :3
ReplyDelete~Jizz~ Laura.