FAT

Sup, Bitches?
So, me and my sister ( http://brok3n-statues.tumblr.com/ ) were on a walk tonight, talking about high school bitches who beg to know your crush. Then they try to tell you who you do have a crush on. "You totally like Bert, don't deny it") And no matter how much you try and convince them you don't like that person, they won't let it go. If you deny it, it's your crush. If you don't deny it, it's your crush. There is no winning. Anyway, whilst talking about this, Emily (my sister), tried to give an example. 
*Text in italics are her acting as the other person, being told who they like.
Emily: You totally like that tree. No I don't, we're just friends! You so like that tree.
Me: Poor tree.
Emily: It just got FRIEND-ZONED.
Me: Forever alone.

Which resulted in me going home and drawing this picture.

 I didn't DRAW it draw it, I went on paint, inserted a bunch of pictures, and put Dick, the species confused goose down the bottom because I thought it would be a funny addition.




 It's funny too, because if you anagram Forever Alone Tree it says FAT. I figured that out when I saved the image as FAT.jpg.

That was a spur of the moment change of subject, because I didn't know what to say about the tree. 

Sweet.