Sup, bitches?
So, me and Daniel were just chilling around drinking apple juice and eating garlic bread, like everyone does early on a Tuesday afternoon, and decided to make a blog. Don't get excited. This won't be intellectual on any standard, except that we can spell, unlike most other bloggers on here :) 
Our posts will not be scheduled in any way, but the posts that appear will be exciting, and may very well make you jizz in your pants. (Don't get your hopes up, this was a mild exaggeration.)

So, until we post a jizz-worthy blog post, farewell.
~~Laura